So if you head over to Destiny Romance, they have this totally useless but unbelievably engrossing tool (haha, see what I did there?) that lets you photobomb some faux romance covers. As you can see below, the results are loltastic. (And I didn’t even upload the one where I’m picking Guillaume Canet’s nose.)
Seriously, I can’t even pick my favourite.
So, over to you…guess my cover models and make merry with the captions! :D (Click on the image to see the full, ahem, size.) And if you’ve created your own photo bombed covers, link them up in the comments!
Ride Of My Life
There’s nothing like the rev of a powerful engine between your legs…
She likes her men dreamy and her rides fast. But what’s a guy to do when the roar of lust wreaks havoc on that which is most sacred to him? Love is supposed to overcome all obstacles, but no one ever said anything about helmet hair.
(Contemporary romance with inappropriate and unhygienic public displays of affection)
Love means never having lettuce stuck between your teeth…
Her mother told her never to date a man with a tattoo, but she said nothing about tramp stamps. But who has time to worry about the disapproval of their elders or the mating calls of all the horny alphas in their pack? Because you can dress a woman in men’s clothes, but when she develops a five-o’clock shadow, their dream of a life without whisker burns is suddenly in grave danger. Will they come to regret their life in pink (bits)?
(F/F paranormal romance—it would be erotic, but there’s no buttsecks)
This beauty and the beast retelling is set to be a classic…
He hides a terrible secret that sets him apart from humanity, yet the moment he sees her polishing the silver candlesticks, he feels the magnetic pull of desire. But his steadfast sword of love meets its match when it encounters the lock that guards her virgin womb. Can he crack the safe that safeguards her crack? Or will one wrong thrust lead to a doomed—and bloody—end?
(Steampunk romance with lots of pointy objects)