We made it, pals! It has been an incredibly long and an incredibly short three weeks, but we made it to the final of The Bachelors! This is our last ... Read more
The penultimate episode! I would say “at last”, but we only just started this five minutes ago! What is time? I don’t know any more! In some ways, this Bachie ... Read more
Once more unto the Bach, dear friends! For – I think – the third last time? Who can tell? The three Bachies each have three contestants left, but… who knows ... Read more
Hello friends! I will not bother asking if you had time to miss me, because I know you did not! You have not had time! I was here just last ... Read more
Gird your loins, pals. We’re diving in for another four day stretch with these three terrible men! Which one will make us physically recoil from the screen the most this ... Read more
We are crawling, crawling, crawling towards the end of this week, my friends. After tonight, we get three whole days to take our breaths before we dive back into another ... Read more
And we are back (Bach?) yet again, my friends. The wheel of Bachie grinds ever onwards, and it has no concern for we mere mortals. We’ve already ploughed through an ... Read more
Tired yet, friends? I sure am! But here we are again, wading deep into the buffet of terrible men that is Th3 Bach3lors. Before we get stuck into the recap ... Read more
Strap in, friends. Tonight is the first in four straight nights of The Bachelors, so we are in for a slog. Like, a SLOG. Is this what it feels like ... Read more
Welcome back again, friends! Thank you to each and every one of you that’s thought, “you know what I want? to read 2,500 words on The Bachelor by Jodi” for ... Read more
