Love through SEO Once more unto the Bach, dear friends! It looks like this is indeed our penultimate week, and after a long journey through Paradise and Lockydown, I might ... Read more

How dare they go to so many locations and not consider my extremely Victorian feelings?! Hello again, friends! You would think from all the Channel Ten promos airing about the ... Read more

Stay tuned for an upsetting ending And we’re back! To something resembling normalcy! The fascinating period of Lockydown is over, and we’re back to business as usual. Business as usual ... Read more

LOCKYDOWN II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Welcome back to Lockydown, pals! We’re Zooming into the world of the Bach again for another week. Somewhat alarmingly, this is our last episode of Lockydown ... Read more

LOCKYDOWN It’s finally here, pals! After anticipating it keenly for weeks (mostly because this season has largely been so incredibly fucking boring), we have arrived at LOCKYDOWN. That’s right. It’s ... Read more

Even in a pandemic, epic transportation is still not a date Welcome back, friends! We’re swiftly approaching Lockydown, ie. the part of this season that has the potential to be ... Read more

Love triangles and basic narrative truths It’s Bachie time again! We barely escaped one cocktail party last night, and I’m pretty sure we’re about to get launched back into another ... Read more

Tremendous waste of time, absolutely done my head in We’re back (Bach) again! I’m fairly sure that this episode is going to be all cocktail party! I’m a little bit ... Read more

Meet the Blair Waldorf of the Bachieverse We are back again! We have survived the cocktail party of very little consequence, and now, I sincerely hope, we have returned to ... Read more

A plot so thin you can barely see it Has it been six days since we were last here together in the Bachie-with-Jodi corner of the internet? What a positively ... Read more