Neil Lane would never. This is it, friends! The ends! Finally, we, the collective Sisyphus, can stop pushing this collective rock up a hill! This is the final episode of ... Read more
The perfect example of the Amazing Waterskiier Fallacy We are so close, pals. Don’t give up now. Only a little more bin juice to swim through before we see the ... Read more
Forget the ring, throw the whole man away. Let’s take another dive back into the bin juice, friends: it’s time for yet another episode of Bachelor in Paradise! As you ... Read more
The marvellous misadventures of the sentient emoji Oh my god, we’re Bach again, because Channel Ten just can’t resist pouring buckets of episodes of this show on our heads, like ... Read more
We are all of us in the gutter, and none of us are looking at the stars We’re back again, friends! We are yet to be rid of this turbulent ... Read more
We stan an assertive queen. One more step on this four-night marathon slog with the horny singletons of Paradise, pals. Who knows how many episodes Channel Ten will want us ... Read more
Just be honest and call it “the patriarchy”, lads. Bula! Once more unto the Bach, dear friends: it’s our third night in a row, and the end is still not ... Read more
