My kingdom for a couch Finally! We made it! It’s the last Bachie episode in this cursed year of 2020, and I can hang up my recapping pen for a ... Read more
#putoutyourrocks Penultimate recap of the 2020 Bachie season, friends! It’s been a long year, and I hope, if nothing else, this recap can be a brief distraction from… you know, ... Read more
Not all who wander are sockless Third-last recap of the year, friends! There’s still miles to go before we sleep, but at least we’re inching closer to the end. We’ve ... Read more
Where is the cheese budget?! We are coming close to the end, dear friends! If my calculations are correct and this is indeed another truncated season of the Bach, we’re ... Read more
Obstacle courses of the literal and metaphorical kinds Hello again, friends! Can I just say: if you’re still reading these, after the slog of a Bachie year we’ve had, both ... Read more
This is how questions work Oh my god, we’re Bach again (sorry). Even though we’re only about five minutes into this season of The Bachelorette, we’re already at a top ... Read more
An actual amazing waterskiier Hello again, intrepid friends! We’re inching ever closer to the end of Bachie season for the year, after a truly epic slog. Soon, soon we can ... Read more
The Boys™ Are Back In Town We all know time is weird in 2020, and so it simultaneously feels like I’ve been writing these recaps for forever and for… nope, ... Read more
Southern Cross Tattoo: The Photo Shoot Back (Bach) to the salt-mines, friends! We’ve met the twenty men competing for our two Bachelorettes, Elly and Becky, and now it’s time to ... Read more
2 Bach 2 Furious You’ve had a week to miss me, pals. A whole week! But the Bachie content train rolls on, and where Bachie goes, so goes my nation. ... Read more
