I love ya, I love ya, I love ya (but bye) We made it, pals! Through dangers untold, hardships unnumbered, a pandemic, Lockydown, and two fewer episodes than normal: we’ve ... Read more
If you show a chilli in the first act, surely Locky should have eaten it by the third act It’s hometowns time, pals! Perhaps mercifully, we’re being put out of ... Read more
Love through SEO Once more unto the Bach, dear friends! It looks like this is indeed our penultimate week, and after a long journey through Paradise and Lockydown, I might ... Read more
How dare they go to so many locations and not consider my extremely Victorian feelings?! Hello again, friends! You would think from all the Channel Ten promos airing about the ... Read more
Stay tuned for an upsetting ending And we’re back! To something resembling normalcy! The fascinating period of Lockydown is over, and we’re back to business as usual. Business as usual ... Read more
LOCKYDOWN II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Welcome back to Lockydown, pals! We’re Zooming into the world of the Bach again for another week. Somewhat alarmingly, this is our last episode of Lockydown ... Read more
LOCKYDOWN It’s finally here, pals! After anticipating it keenly for weeks (mostly because this season has largely been so incredibly fucking boring), we have arrived at LOCKYDOWN. That’s right. It’s ... Read more
Even in a pandemic, epic transportation is still not a date Welcome back, friends! We’re swiftly approaching Lockydown, ie. the part of this season that has the potential to be ... Read more
Love triangles and basic narrative truths It’s Bachie time again! We barely escaped one cocktail party last night, and I’m pretty sure we’re about to get launched back into another ... Read more
Tremendous waste of time, absolutely done my head in We’re back (Bach) again! I’m fairly sure that this episode is going to be all cocktail party! I’m a little bit ... Read more