It’s time for Brooke’s first dates, my friends! I’m incredibly eager to see if they stick to regular single date/group date structures for this boundary-breaking season, and if not, how ... Read more

It is the moment we have all been waiting for, friends! Like, I’m not just exaggerating about the beginning of another paint-by-numbers Bachie season! It’s finally here, the slew of ... Read more

The end! We made it! It feels like we started this journey (drink) with Jimmy both five minutes and five years ago! Lockdown melts your sense of time! Who can ... Read more

Three women remaining! Two episodes left! August slipped away like a bottle of wine, and so did this season! This is our penultimate episode, and Jimmy is down to three ... Read more

It’s hometowns! We’ve only got four women left vying for Jimmy’s pilot heart, and – if you’re somehow unfamiliar with the concept – tonight he meets their family and friends, ... Read more

It is (I think) the penultimate week, my friends! They’ve scrunched an entire season up into a tiny little space of time, and somehow we now find ourselves near the ... Read more

Friends, I have glanced at the TV guide, and I think we might be in for a singular, normal-length episode of the Bach tonight. Dare we hope to dream that ... Read more

How many episodes of the Bach are we in for tonight, my friends? I have no idea! It could be one! It could be two! It could be seven! Time ... Read more

And once more unto the Bach we go, my friends! Like I mentioned last night, we’re very much in the middle of the season now – the point where feelings ... Read more

Somehow, we find ourselves already at the midpoint of our season, my friends! I don’t know how many episodes of The Bachelor Australia there will be this year, but the ... Read more