An actual amazing waterskiier Hello again, intrepid friends! We’re inching ever closer to the end of Bachie season for the year, after a truly epic slog. Soon, soon we can ... Read more

The Boys™ Are Back In Town We all know time is weird in 2020, and so it simultaneously feels like I’ve been writing these recaps for forever and for… nope, ... Read more

Southern Cross Tattoo: The Photo Shoot Back (Bach) to the salt-mines, friends! We’ve met the twenty men competing for our two Bachelorettes, Elly and Becky, and now it’s time to ... Read more

2 Bach 2 Furious You’ve had a week to miss me, pals. A whole week! But the Bachie content train rolls on, and where Bachie goes, so goes my nation. ... Read more

I love ya, I love ya, I love ya (but bye) We made it, pals! Through dangers untold, hardships unnumbered, a pandemic, Lockydown, and two fewer episodes than normal: we’ve ... Read more

If you show a chilli in the first act, surely Locky should have eaten it by the third act It’s hometowns time, pals! Perhaps mercifully, we’re being put out of ... Read more

Love through SEO Once more unto the Bach, dear friends! It looks like this is indeed our penultimate week, and after a long journey through Paradise and Lockydown, I might ... Read more

How dare they go to so many locations and not consider my extremely Victorian feelings?! Hello again, friends! You would think from all the Channel Ten promos airing about the ... Read more

Stay tuned for an upsetting ending And we’re back! To something resembling normalcy! The fascinating period of Lockydown is over, and we’re back to business as usual. Business as usual ... Read more

LOCKYDOWN II: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO Welcome back to Lockydown, pals! We’re Zooming into the world of the Bach again for another week. Somewhat alarmingly, this is our last episode of Lockydown ... Read more