Once more unto the Bach, dear friends! We’re well and truly into the swing of things now, into the routine of single dates and group dates and cocktail parties and ... Read more
It’s Bach o’clock again! I’m sure many of you have been immersed in the Olympics this week – here’s a little break from all that sport with a different kind ... Read more
Welcome back, friends! We’ve negotiated Night One of The Bachelor Australia, we’ve met our cast of characters, we’ve bid adieu to the worst wallpaper in the world, and now it’s ... Read more
Friends! Acquaintances! Strangers! Enemies! We are back, baby, for The Bachelor Australia 2021. If you have never dived into these recaps before, here’s a quick list of key things you ... Read more
My kingdom for a couch Finally! We made it! It’s the last Bachie episode in this cursed year of 2020, and I can hang up my recapping pen for a ... Read more
#putoutyourrocks Penultimate recap of the 2020 Bachie season, friends! It’s been a long year, and I hope, if nothing else, this recap can be a brief distraction from… you know, ... Read more
Not all who wander are sockless Third-last recap of the year, friends! There’s still miles to go before we sleep, but at least we’re inching closer to the end. We’ve ... Read more
Where is the cheese budget?! We are coming close to the end, dear friends! If my calculations are correct and this is indeed another truncated season of the Bach, we’re ... Read more
Obstacle courses of the literal and metaphorical kinds Hello again, friends! Can I just say: if you’re still reading these, after the slog of a Bachie year we’ve had, both ... Read more
This is how questions work Oh my god, we’re Bach again (sorry). Even though we’re only about five minutes into this season of The Bachelorette, we’re already at a top ... Read more
